Wi-Fi
I always felt connected to you no matter where each of us was. Now I have no bars.
Kids these days and their new-age metaphors, sigh.
I always felt connected to you no matter where each of us was. Now I have no bars.
Kids these days and their new-age metaphors, sigh.
I regret refusing to give you milk while you were eating pasta.
Quite possibly one of the worst food combinations: dairy on dairy. (Also, I’m interested to hear why you had this type of control over him/her. Couldn’t s/he just walk to the fridge and get her/his own milk!?)
I miss falling asleep on the phone with you.
In other news, the WHO declares cell phone use as carcinogenic.
Wearing your violet shirt always gives me the feeling that you’re still here, hugging me.
As a general rule, violet doesn’t really complement anyone’s skin tone. Unless you are Justin Bieber.
I’m not really sad that I lost you. I’m sad that I lost my coping mechanism.
As far as CMs go, I should warn you that Dear Old Love isn’t quite a suitable replacement.
I said I didn’t want to talk to you again. That was a test! You were supposed to call me until I caved.
Someone once told me to never ask questions to which I don’t want to know the answer. In the same vein, don’t set up a test that cannot be passed! Also, mind games are never, ever a good idea. Ever.
I’m sorry I broke your heart. I’m sorry I neglected you. I’m sorry you still love me.
Worst. Apology. Ever.
I thought we were building a home together, but now it’s just a hole in the ground where the foundation was dug.
Aaand you have a mortgage. #FML
All my favorite baby names sound best with your last name.
Things that are creepy:
Even your mom told me to get out while I still could.
Now if that’s not a sign, I don’t know what would be.
